// JavaScript Document
function randomQuote() {
var i;
var randomInteger;
var returnArr = new Array ();
returnArr[0]="";
returnArr[1]="";
returnArr[2]="";
returnArr[3]="";
var quoteArr = new Array ();
quoteArr[0] = "The boys in my class said that I was born without color because my family is inbred.
—Ellen Adams";
quoteArr[1] = "As the audience jeers you, swipe down to kneel for the lions coming to feast on your loving heart.
—Sherman Alexie";
quoteArr[2] = "I felt a responsibility to call an ambulance for the man. But I was and am and always will be a bill collector. And on that day in Elizabeth, New Jersey, there was a debt to be collected.
—Eric Barnes";
quoteArr[3] = "The toadstools pop up like Persephone’s daughter. Peeling is not the apple’s choice. A shell cannot uncrack itself.
—Lee Upton";
quoteArr[4] = "I was raised a Catholic who believed in saints and miracles. But that is so long ago, and the path from there so convoluted, that I cannot truly explain where I stand today.
—Judy Rowley";
quoteArr[5] = "Billy, that suds-bustin, crackpot, stinks-like-a-righteous-oath, pig-eyed god, he ranked her ugly and old!
—Jeffrey Grinnell";
quoteArr[6] = "She picked up the glass cleaner from the coffee table and handed it over.
"Finish him off."
—Molly Reid";
quoteArr[7] = "A mosque hides the moon’s sclera from your window. Coffee steam blurs the pane where curtains billow, where, one eye pied like a big game trophy’s, you stare.
—Christian Nagle";
quoteArr[8] = "He’s sure he’ll leave a crater in he earth that will take days to cross, but for now, as his lungs collapse into his stomach and the final embers of neurons call out to each other, all that matters to him is that there’s finally silence.
—Briandaniel Oglesby";
for (i in returnArr) {
randomInteger=Math.floor(quoteArr.length*Math.random());
returnArr[i]=quoteArr[randomInteger];
quoteArr.splice(randomInteger,1);
}
return returnArr;
}